Welcome, we are MORTEM,
an evil transbian kittypuppyrobot disaster system,
though you'll only meet one of us.
When referring to us, we usually prefer the name GAIA,
or the difinitive The GAIA
I like programming, video games, and hating my country.
you can find the source for this stupid little website over at
git.nve.wtf/gaia/webbed-site